Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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