My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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