He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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