Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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