sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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