season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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