I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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