im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
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