I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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