I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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