I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This house was built for laser tag.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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