Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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