I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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