And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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