That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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