WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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