she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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