at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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