I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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