i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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