3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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