ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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