I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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