god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Shame - the story of my life.
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