But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
