idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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