I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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