He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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