Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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