How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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