Pappa wants mamma naked
It's Friday. Sex?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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