So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so explain again why im purple
no
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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