He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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