where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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