I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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