Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Randomize
