I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Randomize
