Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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