Quick, to the slutcave!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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