Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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