the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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