Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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