would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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