I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
third nipple confirmed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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