butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
tell me about the eggs
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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