He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
