i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
3pm strippers are depressing
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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