my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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