It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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