I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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