I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Randomize
