if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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