She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Damn victory sex feels great
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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